How people feel opening Blender for the first time after using 3ds Max for decades:
"It feels like being blindfolded, galloping backward on a schizophrenic horse through a burning stable designed like the world of Upside Down while following the logic of an Escher painting. All the while, reality dissolves into glitchy, rainbow-colored Matrix code as you're trapped in a mirror maze that constantly reshapes itself like the Enchanted Labyrinth. You feel like you're stuck in a time loop from The Quiet Earth, and your only companions are Bert and Ernie."
How people feel opening 3ds Max again after 3 weeks of using Blender:
"Like a crippled, one-armed carousel operator who broke his neck while sneezing and managed to rip his own arms out while trying to tie his shoelaces. It’s like trading in Unreal Engine 5.7 for a tin can full of Lego bricks."
Mixed Media / Digital Collage. Created using a base layer generated with AI, with extensive overpainting, custom 3D wireframe elements, and compositing to match my vision of Ctrl+Z Love Story